Saturday, March 19, 2005
The Problem and Solution of Indie Rock Transvestitism
All of the various hardcore fashionistas, with their painted nails and mascara and stylish hair and too tight jeans and sass, should form one big orchestra, and call it the Gay Model Army. And then the singer from These Arms Are Snakes can conduct the Gay Model Army in a parade down my city's main street.
And there will be guitars and balloons.
All of the various hardcore fashionistas, with their painted nails and mascara and stylish hair and too tight jeans and sass, should form one big orchestra, and call it the Gay Model Army. And then the singer from These Arms Are Snakes can conduct the Gay Model Army in a parade down my city's main street.
And there will be guitars and balloons.
Friday, March 18, 2005
1. Hey, everybody! BigBrother666 made the Code of the Day!
2. I'm going to write an American history textbook aimed at the middle school social studies market and I'm going to title it "Fuckin' America, Little Bitches!"
2. I'm going to write an American history textbook aimed at the middle school social studies market and I'm going to title it "Fuckin' America, Little Bitches!"
Thursday, March 17, 2005
Despite what the cartoons tell me, I refuse to believe in igloos.
Wednesday, March 16, 2005
My SXSW Schedule
Thursday
Friends (208 E 6th St)
The Reputation 11:00 p.m.
Emo's Jr. (603 Red River St)
Some Girls 1:15 a.m.
Friday
Emo's Annex (600 Red River St)
Hydrahead Industries
Red Sparowes 7:30 p.m.
Mare 8:15 p.m.
Oxbow 9:00 p.m.
Big Business 10:00 p.m.
Special Guests 10:45 p.m.
Pelican 11:40 p.m.
ISIS 12:45 a.m.
(I'm pretty much just staying put)
Saturday
Room 710 (710 Red River St)
Pig Destroyer 12:00 a.m.
Sake on Sixth (621 E 6th St)
Cruiserweight 1:00 a.m.
In conclusion, I <3 metal.
Thursday
Friends (208 E 6th St)
The Reputation 11:00 p.m.
Emo's Jr. (603 Red River St)
Some Girls 1:15 a.m.
Friday
Emo's Annex (600 Red River St)
Hydrahead Industries
Red Sparowes 7:30 p.m.
Mare 8:15 p.m.
Oxbow 9:00 p.m.
Big Business 10:00 p.m.
Special Guests 10:45 p.m.
Pelican 11:40 p.m.
ISIS 12:45 a.m.
(I'm pretty much just staying put)
Saturday
Room 710 (710 Red River St)
Pig Destroyer 12:00 a.m.
Sake on Sixth (621 E 6th St)
Cruiserweight 1:00 a.m.
In conclusion, I <3 metal.
Tuesday, March 15, 2005
Also, I'm a Vegetarian from New Jersey
Apparently, there is so much sulfur in the ground in East Texas that the water smells like rotten eggs, which leads me to wonder how anyone bathing in that part of the republic could ever feel truly clean.
I bet the Sultan of Brunei or the King of Bhutan don't get taken very seriously by the international community.
...
Dick Cheney: "Yeah, whatever, your excellency."
Apparently, there is so much sulfur in the ground in East Texas that the water smells like rotten eggs, which leads me to wonder how anyone bathing in that part of the republic could ever feel truly clean.
I bet the Sultan of Brunei or the King of Bhutan don't get taken very seriously by the international community.
...
Dick Cheney: "Yeah, whatever, your excellency."
