Friday, June 27, 2003
"Conversations Never Meant to Continue."
A. Do you believe in Jesus Christ?
B. Well, I say his name a lot.
A. Do you believe in Jesus Christ?
B. Well, I say his name a lot.
Thursday, June 26, 2003
And, now, the start of a new series called "Conversations Never Meant to Continue." Unfortunately, it's a work in progress.
A: Hey. We met before; I'm Mike. How's it going? Liked your set last week. I really liked the onomato...divida. Fuck.
B: ?
A: Hey. We met before; I'm Mike. How's it going? Liked your set last week. I really liked the onomato...divida. Fuck.
B: ?
Tuesday, June 24, 2003
Open Letter to The Sarcastic
Don't confuse your meanness with cleverness. Just because you're a dick with a smile, it doesn't mean you're not a dick.
Don't confuse your meanness with cleverness. Just because you're a dick with a smile, it doesn't mean you're not a dick.
Monday, June 23, 2003
Congratulations to Jeff and Tonie!
I am the Ornette Coleman of bowling.
Conversation With My Boss on Friday
A: We need you to do more rough reviews if we're to make our milestone.
B: Bill, everyday I wear pants is a milestone, as far as I'm concerned.
I am the Ornette Coleman of bowling.
Conversation With My Boss on Friday
A: We need you to do more rough reviews if we're to make our milestone.
B: Bill, everyday I wear pants is a milestone, as far as I'm concerned.
Sunday, June 22, 2003
Yesterday, while in San Antonio, I betrayed my Yankeeness when I asked a cop for directions to "House-ton" Street.
