BigSleep666

I've been really good about not biting my nails lately, but, man, they look delicious.

I may not be pretty, but I sure can eat the fuck out of an apple!

Started reading a new book tonight: Love in the Time of Misanthropy by GabrielGarcia666.
Alright, I made that up.

I fear I'm reaching the wide bottom of my cleverness bell curve. My application to the Celvergensia will never be accepted now!

And now a reading from The Blog of Pain!:

"I keep creating errands to talk to people to talk to me. But still nothing human. Money changes hands is all. This world's a broken record skipping on a call with no response."
- Jawbreaker, Housesitter

Labels: The Blog of Pain

My friend Kevin is a funny guy.

For those of you don't know, I am the most beautiful man you will never meet.
For those of you who do know, I'm just kidding!

Today, I am perpetually ten seconds away from a kill-crazy rampage.

Imagine William S. Burroughs writing a story that somehow involved a immoral process that made vile coffee. That's what we drink at my office.

I just noticed that I'm dressed like a six-year-old.

You really deserved to be punched in the head, but, you know what? It's okay. We all deserved to be punched in the head sometimes.
So get over here and take it like a man.

If I made up the rules, you wouldn't be so cute.

If I had a girlfriend I'd ask her to rub my back, because it's frickin' killing me.